You do not know my wife!

If you did, you would know that some of those items are NOT ture!

Change from a $5.00 bill? Never. Nor a $20.00, or even a $100.

Goldfish has a memory of 3 seconds? You got to be kidding me. When it comes to how much money she spent and on what, a nanosecond. Of course, on the opposite end, mess up once and you will NEVER hear the end of it. Over and over and over and over again and again and again and ...

FYI: When the Lincoln memorial was built, there were NOT 50 states to put on it as Alaska and Hawaii were not admitted to the union until AFTER it was built.

And as for me, I think I could sleep more than 3 years (perhaps not all at once - but then how would I know unless I woke up??)

Enjoy

John