Lottie, my friend from out west, sent this one...

Bubba and Earl were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches." and walked away.

Earl shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Earl are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

Note: In case you haven't already guessed, both Bubba and Earl have blonde hair.