Ebad, my friend from the midwest, sent me this one about...

Four macho guys go on a fishing expedition. To save a little money, They rent a small cabin that has only two bedrooms.

Bill sleeps with Charlie the first night and he comes to breakfast next morning with his hair a mess, and his eyes all bloodshot.

The other two ask, "What happened to you? "

Bill says, "That Charlie, he snores so loud, I was kept awake watching him all night. I can't do that another night so one of you has got to do it!"

Since Charlie snores so loudly, no one else wants to room with him, but they finally agree to take turns.

The next night is Oscar's turn. In the morning, the same thing hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. Oscar declares, "Man, that Charlie shakes the roof. And he sleeps so hard, I couldn't wake him! I watched him all night."

The third night is Steve's turn. The next morning Steve comes to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. The other two can't believe it! "What happened?" they ask, "How on earth did you sleep with all that racket?"

Steve says, "Well, as we got ready for bed, I went and tucked Charlie into bed and kissed him good night. Then he watched ME all night!"