and ya got it wrong!
Take a trip to Scotland and see for yourself....better yet, read The Cask of Amontillado ..on second thought, don't. Poe is above a third grade reading level.

But youar rite, Ralfh. U shuld bee happi I dont teech yawr kids. Ime vere unkwalifyed, and i doo feer all the lamunated peeses of papor on my wahl meen nothing. Ill tendur my resignashon to the univercity tomorow.

AND you owe me $4.05 postage, which I intend to collect!
Tosser. (David will translate that one )