Credit for this one goes to Beef, a gentleman who lives south...
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An alligator went to the doctor for a physical.

He told the doctor that he used to be able to swim downstream under water for ten miles and eat everything he saw.

"Now," he mused, "I don't care about eating. All I want to do is sit on the beach and watch the food float by."

The doctor looked him over thoroughly and said, "Here's two pills for you."

"What are they? What are they like?" the alligator asked.

"Hmmm... Well let's say they are a lot like Viagra." extolled the doc.

"Geez, Doc! I don't need anything like that! What are they really for?"

Looking him over the Doc responded, "Well, they're for 'REPTILE DISFUNCTION'"