Ebad sent me this one...

Three of the top surgeons in Arkansas were discussing difficult surgeries they had performed.

One of them said: "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

The second surgeon said: "That's nothing! A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon chuckled and said: "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a lady was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's blond mane and a big a$$. Now she's the Senator from New York."
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