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My friend Ebad, from the midwest, sent me the following earlier today. When I read your "Men and Christmas" I immediately thought of Ebad's email.

Why do men's hearts beat quicker, go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing?

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BECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK !!!