While enjoying yet more of my favorites: dark chocolate, good merlot, and Deadwood (past my bedtime, I might add - ON DEMAND is GREAT!). I DO believe I just encountered the best writing I've ever heard on the infernal tele-vision:

Quote:
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A full fair-mindedness requires us also to report, that within the Gem on Deadwood's main thoroughfare:
-Comely Whores,
-Decently priced Liqour,
-AND the squarest Games of Chance in the Hills
REMAIN unabatedly available,
at all hours,
seven days a week...
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Al Swearengen, Deadwood #14, A Lie Agreed Upon, Part II, Season 2

TRY TO BEAT THAT, FOLKS!
Come to think of it, I probably like Vegas so much, because it's the closest one can get to that erudite description...

You can have these, if you can pry them from my cold, dead hands!