The Brain works very fast, and in the instant the photo was taken, I think he had four distinct thoughts. They are :

1. "Why can't I bluff on this damn machine?"

2. "Who are those fancy boys, and why don't they buy me a drink?"

3. That Mr. Splashbar is so cool, why couldn't I be Miss Splashbar 2005?"

4. "Damn, pissed my pants again, and they caught it on film."