> THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES
>
> Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those
> "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen
> sink.
>
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she

> starts her sentence with "A man once told me."
>
> How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the
> oven.
>
> Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long

> enough to build up the required pressure.
>
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the
> front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut
up
> once you let him in.
>
> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>
> I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt
> her.
>
> What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
> Divorced.
>
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
> by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
>
> Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
>
> Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I
> said, "Dust!"
>
> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
> Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor
> Man has rested.
>
> Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
>
> A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and

> said, "I haven't eaten anything for four days." She looked at him and

> said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."
>
> Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
> man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in

> every country, son.
>
> A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The

> next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
> thing: "You can have mine."
>
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
> it once.
>

MudBone