My friend from the south, Abie, sent this one to me yesterday. I may have posted a similar one awhile back, but cannot remember.

How Customs are Formed:

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.

During one battle, the French captured an British major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.

The French general asked, "Why do you British officers all wear red coats?" Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

In his bland British way, the major informed the general that the reason British officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.