Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Foreploy (n): any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n): a degenerate disease.

Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's, like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n): The grueling even of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v): all talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walk through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 a.m. and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

Steve R-6416