You've jiggled my memory with that post, Tom, so I've gotta get this one out. Try not to grimace...

There was this guy named Joe who was BB King’s biggest fan in the world. I mean, he really was. He owned every single recording that the great BB King had ever put out. He had pictures of BB King on the wall of his office. He had “BB” engraved on his silverware. He had “BB” embroidered on his curtains. He was truly a huge fan.

On the occasion of their 50th wedding anniversary, because she so very much loved her husband, his wife decided she would do something very dramatic and decided to get “BB” tattooed on her buttocks. She went down to the local tattoo parlor and told the tattoo artist how very much her husband loved the legendary BB King.

The tattoo artist was so touched that he created the most striking “B’s” on her buttocks… one on each. They were quite stunning and Joe’s wife cried not only because of the pain but also because her testament to her love for her husband turned out so beautifully.

On the night of their anniversary, the couple went to a fine French restaurant, drank a little too much champagne, and wound up later that night in the bedroom. As Joe gets into bed, his wife says “Joe, I’ve gotten you something very special for our anniversary.” She spins around, pulls up her nightgown, and bends over in Joes face.

Joe gasps and says “Honey, that’s the most beautiful artwork I’ve ever seen… but who’s BOB?”