...you're addressing someone who has not hit a golf ball since last September. Luckily, my club-breaking days are long over (as are my days of taking the game seriously), so I'll just be laughing all the way. No betting (unless you wanna do that $20 nassau with automatic presses, that is).

So, 3 hours and 45 minutes, huh??? Did you guys bother putting? Man... with a tee time like ours, we should be able to finish in 2 hours. The only ones that'll be ahead of us will be the squirrels. I'm bringing a miner's helmet for those first couple of holes, though.