Okay, I just got back from visiting my friendly, yet kind of rude doctor. I am the unfortunate carrier of not one, but two (2) tumors. One is the size of a baseball and has taken up residence on my liver. The second, and his neighbor, is a bit smaller, approx. golf ball size and lives on my left lung. After a nice long talk with my wife, its been decided the best way to beat these SOB's is to name 'em. Okay, so you say "Thats not a good way to treat this serious condition." You don't know me very well. As anyone who has been in Julie Brown's wonderful chatroom (shamless plug, You go girl!) can confirm, I have a twisted sense of humor. my wife, agrees that this is the best way to deal with 'em, give 'em names!!! So put on your thinking, or drinking caps (I'm limited to water!!!) and come up with your best names for these pains.. At the end of the week, all submissions will be recorded, assigned a number and the list given to my wonderful, supporting wife (really? why do I do all the cooking??) The winner will receive, at no cost to you, a casino related prize pack, valued at least at $25.

Rules for contest:

You MUST be a member.

All answers must be posted here, no Email (my mailbox overflows as it is)

Lets beat this thing together, with humor!

ready
set
GO!

Thanks!
Greg
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