Gene, many of these chips are not only warped, they are melted. I don't know which fire story is true, but a bunch of Harold's chips were definitely in a fire. I had several just like this with flat spots on the edge from getting way hot. I have seen a charred box that Mike Spinnetti had for sale, filled with stacks of chips fused together. Greg bought a paperweight off eBay a while back. Greg, would you post a picture of your paperweight, please?