but I have dirt on him so he humors me. No just kidding!!! LOL!!
I first knew him when he was the Indian in the Village People. He was truly gifted. Then, we went on to robbing banks together. That proved to be fruitless because they would look at us and give us a letter opener or something with the bank's name on it or an ocassional piggy bank. Just laughed at us when we asked for money. Go figure...He kept his Indian costume and I would dress up as a giant Wilson Korn King Korn Dog.
Probably our biggest coup was holding Akio Morita hostage and making him sign over the patent for the Sony Triniton TV he had stole from me years ago.
These days he is happy to give me bad advice on chip values so I pay way too much. Then he laughs at me!!! LOL!! Not really...He is a great mentor and friend!! Tough duty mentoring a Norsk chip collector!!
Next we are planning on buying most of Deadwood and putting Michael Jackson in a cage with...OOPS, better not spill the beans on that one...
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