I was in Burger King last week. The bill came to $5.06, I gave the clerk $10. The register told her to give me back $4.94. I found a penney and gave it to her. She had to use a calculator to figure out how much she owed me.

When the new $5 bills came out, the person in front of me in line gave the clerk one, and he looked very nervous about taking it. He wasn't sure if it was real or not. The clerk gave it to me as change. I should have said "No, give me real money". The kid probably would have needed a change of underwear!