When I was 16 years old I was stopped for speeding and was arrested for DUI by a local sheriff in the backwoods of TN. I'll admit I was taking a sip or two from a mason jar But it seems that the sheriff was a customer of my uncles, He made the stuff in the mason jar . And the next morning I was let out of the holding cell and presented with a $10 ticket for crossing a double yellow line, nothing else. Now how do they put double yellow lines on a dirt road out in the middle of nowhere TN?