Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving
her a tour when she notice that there were dozens of clocks on the wall.
Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter
about the clocks, he replied, "we have a clock for each person on earth
and every time they tell a lie, the hands move. The clock ticks off one
second each time a lie is told."
Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother
Teresa has never move, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock
for Abraham Lincoln has moved only twice. He only told two lies in his
life.
Hillary asked "where is Bill's clock?" St. Peter replied, "Jesus has it
in His office...He is using it as a ceiling fan!"