Little billy

Little billy, in bows and sashes
Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes,
In the winter when the weather gets chilly
Nobody likes to poke up billy.

Into the family drinking well,
billy pushed his little dog Belle;
She was dead, the water kilt 'er
Now we have to use a filter.

Making toast at fireside,
billy pushed the nurse inside;
And, what makes it ten times worse
All the toast was burned with Nurse.

Yesterday billy's gun exploded,
When he thought it wasn't loaded;
Near his sister he pressed the trigger
Chipped a fragment off her figure.
'Course he's sorry, and all that
But she shouldn't be so fat.

Little billy, mean as hell
Threw his sister in the well
Mama said, when drawing water,
"Gee, it's hard to raise a daughter."

Little billy, feeling mean
Pushed his sister through a screen
Mother stopped his innovations
Said it made for strained relations.

billy, in a rage insane
Threw his head beneath a train
All were quite surprised to find
How it broadened billy's mind.

Now there's no more little billy...