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Where is Phyllis' Joke For Today???

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled.

Where upon the old lady answers, "we just love the chocolate around them." grin

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Where is Phyllis' Joke For Today???
She posted it yesterday.
She posted today's joke yesterday?? grin
I want to die quietly in my sleep
EEewww!!!YUK!!...ACK!! P'Tooee!! rofl
Re: Where is Phyllis' Joke For Today???
grin I posted it this morning...
Re: grin I posted it this morning...
Re: grin I posted it this morning...

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