We went to the buffet, at Ho Chunk. They had salad, but no dressing, then I saw packes so I put a couple on my tray. At the end of the line I found salad dressing, so I put some on my salad.

We ate and there I was with a pack of salad dressing sitting on the tray. I didn't want to waste it so I dropped it in my pocket.

While we were sitting there finishing up, a lady uniformed security guard came up to the table and said, "I don't know what you put in your pocket, but if you don't return it, we'll strip search you, and find it." (I suppose it's to prevent people from going through the line for lunch and taking an extra drumlet or chicken wing or a package of saltines perhaps?) If she was better looking I could have said, "What Pocket? Let's go."

Now if someone is going to be embarrased by getting caught harvesting roulette chips, (a collectors mission) they can be proud compared to someone caught with a package of Low-Cal Ranch Dressing in their pocket!

I bet they threw it away when they cleaned the table...