Sorry, but after spending about 5 straight hours assembling and decorating the Christmas Tree, I had to show it of to one of the few groups that might appreciate it. I would like to say that the picture doesn't do it justice, but that is just my lack of artistic talent that you're seeing. You get a closer-up view, since pictures of the whole tree were turning out dark and blurry.

Vital Statistics:
100 dice, strung on 93 feet of garland.
90 chips in airtite holders, split evenly between $5 and $25 denominations.
3 Dozen candy canes to keep the nieces/nephews/neighbour kids happy.
About a dozen other random ornaments received as gifts.
1 Waterford tree topper.
1 Borg Cube

The knowledge that you'd never be able to get away with a tree motif this tacky if you were married: Priceless

Even though it is a bit early, Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays! Only 26 days left!

Brent J. Jensen
R-6335
orbis non sufficit