A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of

their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should

meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must

be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another

miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't

break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good

fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in

agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to

the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back

on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..... "

MORAL OF THE STORY: ................

Women are clever, evil bi*ches. Don't mess with us.