Many of you have been sarcastically been stating that you take roulette chips at will in the poor maligned casinos, and in the defense of the places I would like to issue you a challenge!

If you think the Roulette Police are no match for your light-fingered skills, try to take on the DICE POLICE! You talk so big, let's see you sneak a set of dice off the craps tables and out the door. Hah! Fat chance!

And if you do manage to outwit the Dice Police, then your next challenge will be to try to outwit the Slot Machine Police. And when you get the slot machine out the door, it doesn't count unless you take the whole bank of machines, all the chairs, and the neon lights mounted overhead!