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It turns out that Chuck Smorse is my long lost dad! Back in the late 60's he was a mailman on route 378 in Ventura, CA. Its seems that Chuck was delivering more than the mail on his route. Momma always told me that Ricky the sparkletts guy was my dad, but she confessed the truth to me this past weekend after dinner at the Arizona Charlies coffee shop. Only a blood relative would care if you ate your brussel sprouts or not..........

For more on this story Plus pictures of two happy chip collectors reunited after 29 years pick up your copy of The National Inquisitor at a checkstand near you!!!!

P.S. Dad I hope to visit you again soon.