"Dubyah" was out trying to ride his bicycle one day and noticed a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he rode over to the little boy and asked "What's in the box, kid?" - to which the tyke answered "Kittens, brand new kittens"

George laughed and asked "What kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans" the child answered.

"Oh, that's real cute" said George as he rode away.

A few days later he is riding again. This time he is with the First Lady and he spied the same boy with his box. He said to his wife "You have to see this." and they both rode over to the boy

George said "Laura, look in the box. Aren't they cute. Hey, Kid, tell my wife what kind of kittens they are."

The boy replies "They're Democrats"

"Whoa," said 'Dubyah', "I came by the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?

"Well, their eyes are open now." said the little boy.