Isn't partisan politics a wonderful thing?

The liberal left vs the conservative right. The Republicans are all a bunch of polluting money grubbing homophobic religous zealots and the Democrats are all a bunch of gay tree hugging athiests on welfare.

Please.

In reality most people are right in the middle but in current politics there is no middle ground, no compromise, no independent thought. Whatever the other side wants must be bad. Whatever is best for the country isn't even a consideration.

Now let's all run down to the polls in November and vote those same exact folks right back into office shall we