This competiton has been compiled using a combination of the rules everyone else seems to use for theirs.

The competition requires only ONE answer. Simply work out each of the following and add all the results together. Nearest answer without going over wins nothing.

1. How many dogs do I have?
2. How old am I in dog years?
3. How many cigarettes does Gene T smoke a year?
4. If it takes 6 men 3 weeks to build 2 houses - how many apples are there in a pound of bananas?
5. What is the total face value of every chip every issued in Nevada?

Remember the rules. Nobody is eligible to enter. You are only allowed zero guesses so dont waste them. The competition organiser will make up any excuse not to declare a winner or award a prize to amyone except his friends.