Katie, ain't you got no edumacation? da boyz an goils reeding dis leter think dare so smart. weeze no better dont weeze.

Brings to mind a sign I once saw a few years ago driving to Branston from Arkansas. A road sign was advertising a hamburger joint called Bugerburgers. The sign said "taint fur now" About two or three miles after I passed the sign it finally came to me what it meant. "It isn't far now."