Now, Judge,

It appears that you still haven't picked up a copy of HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE. You just start up right where you left off when last you infected this board.

Tsk, tsk tsk!

We're all looking forward to meeting you at the convention. In case you don't recognize us, we'll be the twelve guys with name tags waiting to engage you in a friendly chat.

About chips, of course.

Oh, and by the way... CHEERS