I think all this crap of people using different calendars and having their clocks set to all hours of the day and night has got to stop! Have you ever tried to call somebody in Japan? I never know what the hell time it is there. And all these TV listings where some show is on at 9pm, 8 central. I call my friend in New York to tell him it's starting and it was over 2 hours ago. I think we should all just set our clocks to the same time and be done with it. And while I'm at it, what's the deal with the calendar, anyhow? Some months have 30 days, some have 31, and you never know how many February is going to have! (But it's never enough.) Please send your contributions of cash and chips to People For Universal Time Zones (PFUTZ). Thank you, and have a happy millennium, whenever the hell THAT is!