Unless you send him your phone number. Seems like his PC is acting up!

"It's like being homosexual and getting married even though it is illegal" Man - you musta cornered the market on poor analogies there Anthony!

Strange you had no complaint about the clock until now - mob psych at work I guess.

"Its only a printed out version of the chip."
Uh - what did you think it was - the chip itself?

Hurry up and get Boob's number before it becomes a pay phone!