Come on, a tear away part of the costume, Just happens to be pulled off, with a final motion at the end of the song. A big gold pasty covering the...

I didn't know costumes were designed with break-away parts, located in critical areas.

Janet who? WHo you won't be seeing at the SUper Bowl again. Maybe this ends the Jacksons at halftime forever.

ps The general opinion of patrons watching the game was, the halftime show was one of the worst ever. (that's in polite words...) But the food we cooked out on the grill, in the parking lot, in the snow, was some of the best ever.

Score = Tailgate Grilling 10, Halftime 0