If it has STAINS, THEY HAD BETTER BE CHOCOLATE STAINS and not something THAT LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE STAINS.

I know you have Tomas, the ox, secreted on your property....I have had you checked out!! NO OX CHIPS!!!

I bid it up...C'mon, it's FOR THE BUILDING. Where's YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT...I'll go HIGHER, and I don't even collect chips,(Well, I have my PINK Snapper James sent me, and a bunch of really ugly and virtually worthless Deadwood Chips.)

Mark