Larry, I find the title of that book offensive.

Anyway, let me make sure I got this right:

1) No Polish jokes
2) No topics on club business
3) No banners with the dates Nov. 19 - 21
4) No frivilous posts
5) No suggesting reference books
6) No scans to be duplicated more than 10-times
7) No scans of bridges or racecars
8) No large scans without warnings
9) No subject title posts without clue of text

And last but not least,

0) Alwasys e-mail when you can instead of posting.

I know there's gotta be more.
JB