A doctor at a psychiatric facility decided to take his most serious patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!" & the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down nuts!" & they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" & they all broke out into applause & cheers. Thinking things were going very well he decided to get a beer & a hot dog, leaving his assitant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "Well...everything was going fine until some guy walked by & yelled, 'PEANUTS!'"
BIG GROAN!!!!!!!!!
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