.....Will not have MY behind in it this year due to unforseen circumstances causing a later arrival in Las Vegas. Therefore, I am willing to offer my ticket FREE to the first club member who sends me an email AND can comply with the following conditions:
1. You must REALLY want to go to the banquet, but for some reason you just didn't get your money in on time and now are shut out because it's sold out. Being too cheap and "Well, I'll go now because it's free" doesn't count.
2. You will be responsible for mailing (or otherwise delivering) any 'table-freebie' that might be left for attendees (like Archie's chip last year, etc.) to me. I paid for the ticket, you get the food, fortune & fun but I get the freebie. Hey, it's my offer so I make the rules!
BTW, I only have ONE ticket, so you either have to be a single or find some creative way to ditch your significant other.
Any Takers??
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