Top 10 Ways to Tell You Are a New Collector

(Imagine a Dave Letterman Style)

10. You can't discuss Nevada Gaming Regulations with any authority.
9. You still think riverboat casinos actually sail somewhere.
8. The Muckleshoot Indians haven't chased you out of their casino yet.
7. You think:

"Plaque" is something you brush off your teeth;

"Cheques" are how you pay bills;

and "Chips" are in cookies
6. You are not yet on a first name basis with the guy at the Post Office.
5. You still plan family vacations without consulting www.casinocity.com's "Casino Listings by Location" first.
4. Your trade list empties in 2 trades.
3. You only sign onto the Bulletin Boards once a week.
2. You can still carry you entire collection with you without the aid of mechanical devices

and the number one way to tell you're a new collector is:

1. You have no idea who BoPo is.

This is an unpublished work by me (because I don't know how to submit it to the magazine yet). Hope you enjoyed it.