Yes, Steven Wright is very funny! He seems to be at the Orleans a couple times a year, I'll have to go see him. I remember seeing him several times on Late Night with David Letterman. He would have this cardboard box and tell everyone that it was his time machine. He would get in the box so that you could see him. He would say,"I'm going back in time...farther...farther...farther. Ok I'm back in time (You still couldn't see him) The crowd would yell when he said he was back in time! (G) Then he would say,"Ok I'm coming back....coming back" Then he would jump out of the box and said I'm back! Everyone would cheer! LOL He would then ask,"How many people think I went back in time?" Everyone would cheer! Then he would walk away from the box and it would look like he was riding a dinosaur! LOL It had fake human legs on either side of the saddle so that it looked like the dinosaur was moving on its own! LOL He is great! Here is the website I was getting those quotes from. (G)
http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

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I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. LOL - Steven Wright