Okay, now follow along. We remove the French from France and move them to Mars.

There is now this nice big open space with room to grow, exactly what Israel needs. Okay, so we help the Jewish nation pick up and move. They'll miss a few sacred grounds, but they get a nice little wine industry in return. Call it a wash. Plus, they get some cool tourist action since Paris is now a fun place to visit with the French gone. Overall, they are happy.

Now, we have a nice home for the Palestinians. They finally have their own country without Jewish interference. They're happy.

The rest of us? The Middle East settles down and the French are gone. OF COURSE WE'RE HAPPY.

Okay... so who loses. Well... the Martians will be really peeved. Okay, so as the last gesture to solar system peace, we offer Antarctica to them. They're now several million miles closer to the sun and rid of the French. They'll be happy too!

Ah... peace.

Bryan