This is the actual text of a cell phone conversation between a blonde and a locksmith.

Blonde: You've got to come right away, I'm locked out of my car.

Locksmith: I remember you, don't you have a convertible?

Blonde: Yes.

Locksmith: Is the top down?

Blonde: Yes.

Locksmith: Well?

Blonde: I know, that makes it worse. It's starting to rain the upholstry is going to get ruined. That's why you have to come right away.