... I went to Harrah's tonight. They saw this turkey land, and as soon as they did they made thanksgiving dinner! I forgot what it feels like to get beat-up that bad that quick. I was up $10 for 8 seconds somewhere during that butt-whipping and I think that made them even MADDER, the rest of the time I was gasping for air as they kept stepping on my throat and pulling wads of $100 bills outta' my pocket!

As I drug myself out of that casino more dead than alive ... with crossed eyes I spotted something you might like and I got you a surprise....Watch your mailbox, it will be the one with the broken turkey feathers sticking out of the box.

NEXT TIME ..... it's Isle of Capri!!!!