"The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."
Jay Leno

"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it."
Dave Letterman

Why are all the highways in France lined with trees?
So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

The only way the French are going in with us is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army

Q. how many frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count on the French to be there when they need us."