I'm not sure how proper it is...

As I walked into the casino, a couple of ladies approached my friends and I. As we tried to avoid them, one of them grabbed a hold of me... somewhere very sacred. My friends and I were all married and not interested in their offer... WELL, the lady that had become attached to me decided she would try option #2... she screamed as loud as she could, at least 10-12 times "Cherry Boy" for all to hear. I was in pain as I struggled to detached myself from this nice lady!

Needless to say, we went to Nairobi to visit the casinos there and ate the largest frog legs I have ever seen and had a big bowl of popcorn shrimp (the real thing, INTACT!). Kenya was very fun, the wood sculptures were cheap (a 7' tall giraffe only cost me three undershirts!) and the safari was out of this world! (My chance meeting with a member of a Russian cruise liner caused me to spend some time debriefing with my superiors, but it was worth it!)