1. Are roulette chips "made for walking"?
2. Are Nancy Sinatra's boots made for walking?
3. Do Hootie & the Blowfish belong on a casino chip? I can see Cheryl Crow, but not these guys!
4. How many chips can you stack on top of one another before they all fall down?
5. How many chip collectors can be crammed into a VW Beetle?
6. How many chip collectors can you stuff into a VW Beetle with cocktail waitresses from the Orleans?
7. What are grits? Are they an appetizer for SOS?
8. What ever happened to the POG craze? Are these being reincarnated by the Fiesta & Four Queens?
9. Is the Atlantis in the Bahamas or Reno?
10. Can fondling, touching & playing with chips grow hair on your head or other body parts.
11. Is Mother Nature really such a b---h, or does she get this way when just p----d off?
12. Is not paying for a chip you won on eBay a felony or a misdemeanor?
13. How much is enough?
14. Was the Dixie Duck a figment of someones twisted imagination?
15. Are attorneys necessary? What ever happened to dueling pistols?
16. Are floating crap games run on cruise ships & riverboats?
17. Was bacarrat really what James Bond cared about? Pussy Galore where were you?
18. Can you imagine if Erica Jung married Mel Jung's number one son & decided to hyphenate her name? Erica Jung-Jung!
19. Why would there be a Wild West themed casino in Atlantic City? Joisey is west of New York, but that seems like a long stretch. Do urban cowboys exist?
20. Lastly! Is there a cure for whatever ails you & can vitamins build good mental health?
Have a great weekend & don't watch too much football. Take your wife or your significant other to see a basketball game.