An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper.

The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.

"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian.

"How much is it?"

"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.

"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the

others?"

"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."

The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a

few hours, he is back at the trading post.

"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk.

"We shall call it John Wayne."

"Why?" asks the confused clerk.

"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an

Indian."

You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?
Makes one think, and puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16oz $1.29....$10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16oz $1.19....$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20oz $1.59....$10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16oz $1.25....$10 .00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12oz $3.15....$33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6oz $8.35....$178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4oz $3.85....$123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7oz $1.39....$25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5oz $0.99....$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER......
Evian water 9oz for $1.49....$21.19 per gallon

And, you don't have to drill miles into the earth just to get to the raw
materials, i.e., crude oil.

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on
Nyquil, or Scope, or Whiteout.

HAVE A NICE DAY!