...funniest lines that I can remember went something like this. Once on "You Bet Your Life", Groucho was talking with an Italian gentleman with a thick accent, who told him that he had eleven children.

When Groucho asked him how it happened that he had so many kids, the Italian man said "Well... I love-a my wife"

Groucho, without missing a beat, said, "Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

The man was a GENIUS!