hitchin' posts... so you can tie up your horse if you ride into town for a whiskey.

And WE got the French version of Beauty and the Beast shown on 8mm and a roll-up screen in the park Friday nights!

and we may not have coin shows ...
or 'dem fancy-pants specialty shops,
but WE got The World's Oldest Rodeo!! (was this weekend in fact)
And WE got SOLUTIONS if ya git drunk and rowdy. On Rodeo weekend, when the jail gets full, we just cuff ya to a tree.

In Prescott, you can buy a saddle easier than a loaf of bread.
Naaaaw... I'm just kiddin' - you can get them both at the same place.